Say Yes to the Dress Drinking Game

Last week I hope I freed you from the belief that you can't enjoy (insert wedding related item here) and still be a feminist.  And I don't think I've met a feminist yet who doesn't enjoy wine.  So set your DVR, gather your girlfriends, and pop some bottles, because this is the most fun you'll have watching TLC (except maybe that weekend you binge-watched Honey Boo Boo). 

THE RULES

Drink when...

• Someone says "princess" or "cupcake dress" or "fairy tale" 
• Someone says "wow factor" or "over the top" or "bling"
• The bride takes out pictures from a magazine/on her phone
• Someone cries
• (New York) Randy shows up
• (Atlanta) The bride is too young to drink herself
• The consultants talk about how hard it will be to find a dress in her price range
• The bride falls in love with a dress outside the budget
• Anyone equates picking the dress with picking the guy
• Someone insults the dress/bride
• (Atlanta) Someone gets "jacked up"
• Someone says "Are you saying yes to the dress?" and again if she says "yes!" or twice if she leaves empty-handed