Happy Thanksgiving!

Not really.  Apparently, Canadians think today is Thanksgiving.  Don't they know this is the day we celebrate Columbus bringing disease and disaster to India, I mean America?

Canadians didn't officially have Thanksgiving until 1957.  And as far as I'm concerned if you don't have a Macy's parade with a giant Sponge Bob Square Pants, you still don't officially have Thanksgiving.  But then again, could I ever take seriously a Canadian Thanksgiving?  Not really.

I love my friends up north, but please, leave the overeating to us.  We're better at it.